About the author
My favourite flavour of ice cream is raspberry ripple.
I left school at thirteen.
I’m not half as pretentious as I sound.
I have fibromyalgia.
I knit, mostly hats and scarves as they’re easiest.
I own a guitar, but don’t play it.
I am in love with a lab assistant.
Cotton wool terrifies me.
I was the first (and only) Brownie in my pack to get the astronomy badge.
My weight hovers above the ideal.
My favourite books are Girlfriend In A Coma by Douglas Copeland, and Gormenghast by Mervyn Peake.
Television doesn’t appeal to me much.
I am a die-hard fan of The Smiths.
I’m a vegetarian.
My favourite words are kumquat, haberdashery, hyperbole and sequester.
I chain smoke.
Buying toiletries is an addiction I can’t seem to quit.
I seriously dislike the word mitten.
I have been hospitalised for bulimia.
I hate introducing myself.